Max Says

Between snoozes in the shade of the back yard live oak trees, I contemplated how people exhibit behavior that is sometimes rather strange – even counter-productive at times. If a Labrador were to be placed in charge of training, people would be taught the very valuable tricks of the trade employed by us tail waggers on a day to day basis.

The Labrador Basic Book Of Etiquette would include:

• When loved ones come home, run to greet them.
• Never pass up the opportunity of a joyride.
• Allow the feel of wind and fresh air in your face to be pure ecstasy.
• When it’s in your best interests, practice obedience.
• Let others know when they’ve invaded your territory.
• Take naps often and stretch before rising.
• Run, romp and play daily.
• Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
• Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
• On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.
• On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
• When you’re happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
• No matter how often you’re scolded, don’t buy into the guilt thing and pout but run right back and make friends.
• Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
• Eat with gusto and enthusiasm, but stop when you’ve had enough.
• Be loyal.
• Never pretend to be something you’re not.
• If what you want is buried, dig till you find it.

Most Important Of All:

• When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.